Tiny Baetis mayflies are perhaps the most commonly encountered and imitated by anglers on all American trout streams due to their great abundance, widespread distribution, and trout-friendly emergence habits.
"whoa" is right... I guess I admire your passion Gene, but as someone who admits to being "totally clueless of what is really happening in the world" as you so delicately put it, I can tell you that your ranting does not inspire any sympathy for your positions, at least from me