Gonzo,
"Keep in mind, however, that this advice comes from someone who spent his honeymoon fly fishing the Yellowstone country"
This is just why I'm listening to you brother...You have been there!
Unfortunately you are preaching to the choir here...In 1988 on my honeymoon we spent it in the Smokies...It was in the middle of the playoffs and my Wings were up against Gretzky & Co in the conference finals and I had tickets to game four back in Detroit. I wouldn't stay in a motel unless they had ESPN...Lucky for me this was an every other night thing or it would of ended there and then.
Early in our marriage I took her to Grayling to show her off and introduce her to my 2nd home...Not the best of ideas...On a canoe trip down the South Branch she piloted our craft in to some sweepers breaking off the tip of my then favorite Loomis...Now I know that this was totally my fault and the river gods that also watch over the guides union (I was trying to fish from the front of a canoe for nothing)were evening up some karmic debt here, but...
Rusty Gates gave her a pair of waders one morning and said "Lisa. Why don't you put these on and follow him down the river this evening?" Now again what transpired was totally my fault...I had promised her a nice dinner at the Lodge that evening in the dining room on the river...You know...A beautiful scene, some wine and a lovely meal prepared by Rusty's wife Julie...Maybe a romantic walk along the stream after...
She was done really after the first half hour. Yes she found the little slate-winged olives interesting for a brief moment, "They have such a lovely green body!" Once their spinner cousins showed up the time just seemed to slip right on by me somehow...As if from a dream I awoke to realize it was now after dark and she was no longer "digging" it!
She was having some sort of problem, I guess I'm not too use to having to worry about others when I fish, and she was wondering just how much longer this was going to take. We were just upstream from Lovell's and now that I was awake I kind of figured out where we were and pointed down in to the water and said, "Do you see those long darker shadows down there on the bottom of the stream? Those are downed trees and you must step over them."
I no sooner said this and she took a step forward and tripped over one of them. She somehow caught her fall but got a little wet and banged her hand abit...She rose up and shouted, "F**k!"...I'm well aware now that I'm somewhere way north of screwing up..."Dear....The cars right here...We can get out now."
She said nothing as we removed our waders and I stowed the rod (yes rod...one rod...what's more boring than watching someone else fish for hours???). I climbed in to the car and she was looking out the opposite window with arms folded across her chest..."I'm not ready to talk with you! I'm not sure I'll ever speak to you again!" Ouch!
You know I'm not sure if she was even legal...She technically should of had a fishing license...I think.
Lloyd...I think that somewhere deep in our tiny brains we truelly know now that they must really love us. Why? Sometimes I'm not too sure. But we are very, very lucky that someone does, don't you think?
Thanks Again!
Spence