When in doubt grab the 12 gauge!
The bears were becoming a real pain in the ass. Every morning it was “clean up the trash”. Crap was scattered everywhere, they were dragging full trash bags into the woods and had free run of the camp. The lodge would be packed full at lunch time and somebody would yell, “There’s a bear out back!”, and everyone would jump up and head to the rear exit to get a look. One morning my son Justin, who was about four at the time, walked in through the back door of the lodge and said, “Daddy there’s a bear outside”. I took a look and sure enough there it was, it wasn’t a big bear, I’d guessed a two year old, but the scary thing was Justin had to have walked within just feet of it to enter the back door. We had a dumpster delivered, a big one, which proved out to be no deterrent; the lids had been completely ripped off within just a matter of days. The smaller bears couldn’t get in but the bigger bears had no problem. We called the DNR, and they came out and set a baited live trap. It didn’t take long and we had one, which was relocated to the designated “bear relocation center” (I jest). For every bear relocated there were four more standing in line to take its place. The trap was returned, baited and set, and stood empty for weeks until the DNR hauled it away. And the bears, they continued the rampage. One day at lunch I spotted a big bruiser, I mean big, roaming around the dumpster. I ran up to the house and grabbed the biggest gun I owned which was the Winchester model 12, twelve gauge, (I have since added a Remington 30/06), and loaded it with my heaviest shot which was number fours. I knew that this would put a hurt on him, at the very least, and could kill him given a close enough shot. So this is how my first, bear and firearm, encounter played out:
I was walking down the asphalt drive from the house toward the lodge passing cabin number ten, which was set just off the edge of the woods. I heard a rustle just beyond the tree line marking the edge of the woods, and suspecting the bear I advanced in that direction to investigate. No more than twenty feet in front of me appeared a massive head with two beady eyes, staring directly at me. He was down in a small gully on all fours; only his head was visible. What he did next scared the $h!t out of me. He came up the side of the gully towards me; he was now in full view exposing his massiveness which dwarfed me. He stood up on his hind legs and started swaying and moving his head from side to side, we weren’t twenty feet apart. I kid you not. I knew this was not good; he was confronting me which was just the opposite of what I had expected him to do. I figured he would slowly turn and amble into the woods, where I would allow some distance before tickling him on the hind end with just enough punch to get my point across. Which was get the hell out of here and don’t come back. I never gave it a second thought, as I shouldered the gun, took a bead on the center of his chest, and squeezed. He went down on all fours, turned, and leaped down disappearing into the gully, leaving me as a major case of the shakes set in. I didn’t know if he was wounded or dead, I figured on the worst case scenario which was, he was wounded, and I wasn’t about to see for fear of being rushed by a very pissed off bear. I walked down to a crowded lunch time bar and took a seat next to my very good friend Walt Robb, a famous crappie and walleye guide on the Chippewa Flowage. I said, “Walt I think I have a problem, I think I’ve got a wounded and very nasty tempered bear and a resort full of people, what should I do?”. He just looked at me and smiled, saying nothing. Every minute that passed I grew more and more worried that someone was going to get hurt or maybe even worse. Finally I had to know one way or another. I took the shotgun and headed for the woods. There in the bottom of the gully, to my astonished relief, was a very dead bear. This all followed, within a week, a claim by one of our customers that he had been attacked by a bear in the wee hours of the morning while leaving the bar for his cabin. From the looks of his head and face, the following morning, it could have been believed, but in truth he confessed that he had been attacked by a tree. True story.