The giant Salmonflies of the Western mountains are legendary for their proclivity to elicit consistent dry-fly action and ferocious strikes.
So with a little research I purchased a pair, one for me and one for a good friend, at an unbelievable price of just $199.99 each. With the money I saved I think I’ll get one of those T-shirts.
BTW, a hell of a lot more precise workmanship and materials go into making a microscope work well than a pair of freaking pliers.
P.S. Okay, here's one for ya: how about an UNBREAKABLE fly rod??? I'm sick and tired of snapping delicate wands of graphite - does anyone make a TOUGH fly rod that won't snap at the drop of a hat?