Tiny Baetis mayflies are perhaps the most commonly encountered and imitated by anglers on all American trout streams due to their great abundance, widespread distribution, and trout-friendly emergence habits.
(you've told her about all the bugs, right? and about all of us, right? right?)
You take the poor thing to the middle of nowhere, miles and miles away from home, and then you propose..."Um...Dear...If you say no you can find your own way home..."
Can spring and Opening Day be far behind???
She's even let a few of them crawl around on her.
She's even let a few of them crawl around on her.
What you guys do for excitement behind closed doors is frankly none of our business.