Okay Spence, if you're going to compare me to a trained mouse I'm gonna have to take a poke back at ya, buddy. I'll even do it on your favorite smallie hole on the Huron! Forthwith:
Spence and I have only fished together twice so far, both on his self-proclaimed "Spencer's Pool" on the Huron downstate. Well, both times Mr. Hatchmatcher is talking all evening long about Isonychias emerging and turning on the fishies. Not much happened until the sun started going down either time - this was on a couple of scorching hot days last August, when we wondered if the fish would turn on at all because of the heat. We picked up a few here and there on streamers, some of which were bluegill and rock bass. Well, darkness begins to fall the first time and Spence is wondering out loud, where are those damned Isonychias?? I asked him (and also once Rich the Orvis guy at their shop down in Royal Oak) what sort of fly imitates an Isonychia, and was told something in gray and brown. Well, I said, how about an ADAMS? (Caps for emphasis, Spence...) Spence says, sure, give it a try...within a few minutes BANG, here's a nice 13" smallie dancing on the end of my line. He did not score...
Next time out, same thing, Spence is wondering where all those damned Isonychias were. Darkness falls and we see what looks like whiteflies - Ephoron leukon or something like it - floating about but nobody's feeding except for a few random rises. So, Jonathon here ties himself on a WHITE WULFF and starts pitching it around blindly in the dark. Within a few minutes BLAMMMO!! This time it was 18" and it took me a good 15 minutes to bring it to the net. Again, Spence did not score..
He would like everyone to believe it was "beginner's luck" on "his" pool. Yeah, sure buddy...two times in a row outfishing him in his favorite spot, with two of my very favorite of all time, non-specific-imitation dry flies. Works for me - your results may differ!
Jonathon
P.S. I have tied and tried the whole gammut of flies in various situations and various waters, and I keep returning to those on my short list because they work, and work CONSISTENTLY. Spence, let's go fishing up here and you can bring as many boxes full of as many flies as you want, no problem with me, and we'll see how many more fish you catch than I do. We can even wager a round or two of your favorite intoxicating beverage if you like...
No matter how big the one you just caught is, there's always a bigger one out there somewhere...