Spence, whatever you were on when you heard that German (Deutsche) brown (braun) trout (traut) speak to you, I hope you saved a little for me! I would love to talk to a trout, although I have a strong suspicion that all they would say to me would be, "Let me go you f***ing a**hole, I'm suffocating!!!"
Ja, I auch spreche ein bischen Deutsch...aber Ich auch haben keinen Umlauten.
BTW, I am also a tea drinker (though most definitely NOT a "Tea Partier" - though I have been known to add a little flavored vodka from time to time...). I have never liked coffee - tastes like burned dirt to me, no matter how much milk, sugar, hazelnut syrup, etc. you try to cover it up with.
Also, BTW, no response to my email about Pam Anderson???
Back to the subject matter, entomology is downright fascinating, aquatic or otherwise. WE think WE rule the earth??? HAHAHAHAHA...Tell that to the quadrillions of little arthropods who REALLY run this planet. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't even be here, not to mention the rest of the mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, fish, flowering plants...Their diversity is staggering, their lifestyles mindblowingly complex and interesting, and quite a few of them are downright beautiful.
Kelly, keep up the good work and don't mind the grumpy ones who are intimidated by all of the parts and pieces you have to learn to identify them. If MORE people paid this much attention to the natural world around us, I'm certain it would be in a LOT BETTER SHAPE than it is today.
Jonathon
P.S. Light Hendricksons (Ephemerella invaria/subvaria I believe) should be showing up here in Michigan within the next month...Just in time for the opener!!
No matter how big the one you just caught is, there's always a bigger one out there somewhere...