Hello, and, WELCOME......"ZAP"!
Hope you truly enjoy these forums! Pretty fair and decent bunch of fly-flingers, here on this sight with lots of background and experience under the belt, all FREE for the asking!
(Well, SOME OF US, have PIZZA and BEER, besides fly fishing experience, "Under Our Belts", but we won't get into that part yet).
I also loved your "typo-slip" at the end of your post, where you stated "Not, yet, rejected by THE WIFE", but it got typed, "Not yet rejected by TH EWIFE"! I was HOPING that, that WASN'T just a typo and you'd somehow figured out for the rest of us............. "How to be married to an "e-Wife"!??!
Man, imagine............ "a bride that didn't really yell at you", "never argued with you" and when you wished to go fishing........... you could simply "re-boot, her, and then escape while she re-loaded"!?! She'd easily "program" into whatever mood and attitude you might desire at any, given, time and the ONLY worry you might ever have, with an "eWife", would be if she somehow became infected with the wrong program and ended up.............. "severing your hard drive", (so, to speak!?)
Yeah, it's been a "slow news day and the rivers are all blown out", how could you tell!?!