Tiny Baetis mayflies are perhaps the most commonly encountered and imitated by anglers on all American trout streams due to their great abundance, widespread distribution, and trout-friendly emergence habits.
Madison, WI. 7:15pm. Governor Scott Walker issued a statement today addressing the growing mob of fly fishermen suffering from the highly contagious "Cabin Fever." The statement reads: All trout in the state of Wisconsin will immediately be killed off with Rotenone. They have been freeloading off the taxpayers' aquatic insects for far too long, and neither the trout nor anglers have paid the state for those bugs. All emerging caddisflies will now be required to report to the nearest school cafeteria, where they will replace vegetables on the menu. In addition, this crisis is so severe that henceforth nobody will be allowed to go to the bathroom between noon and 3:00pm.