Very good story, Duane. From my perspective, though, the tumble into the ice-cold water in December was funnier. The reason? Because when it happened, we were wading in calm, gin-clear water about ankle deep. We're just walking along talking, and all of the sudden I hear a huge splash and turn around to find Duaney face-down in the water. I found myself just standing there, palms up, going, "What the ?@#! just happened?"
Another funny addendum to that story involved Duane's phone, which I always harass him for carrying on the stream (I hate cell phones, particularly when a call interrupts the serenity and solitude of fishing). He soaked and ruined his phone that day, which I thought was simply God's way of reiterating to him what could be called natural law: "Thou shalt not defile a trout stream with electronic tethers." Instead, though, Duaney learned a whole different lesson, and decided to start carrying his phone inside a zip-lock bag. The next time he took a tumble, I was again with him, and the first words out of his mouth after he resurfaced were, "Glad I've got my cell phone in a zip-lock bag!" Sometime later that day, probably wondering why he hadn't heard from his wife in the previous half-hour, he reached into his vest and pulled out his phone... which was floating in an inch of water inside the zip-lock bag. Good stuff.
Finally, probably the most amusing story from that trip out to the Fork. It being our first trip out west, we weren't really well stocked with western flies. At one point, Duane lost his last of whatever was working, and he was on the other side of some completely unwadable water. He yelled across wondering if we had any more flies, and my uncle and I told him we had a few left. We then tried to figure out a way to get them to Duane. I found a film canister in my vest and came up with the great idea of throwing it across the stream to my brother. My uncle, not so excited about the idea, reluctantly handed over about 5 flies from his flybox. I put them in the canister with a few small stones to give it some weight. I yelled to Duane that I was going to throw the flies over and try to land them in the still water in front of him, an area about 10' x 20' and about 70' away, and that he should let it splash down and then run in and retrieve it. I carefully aimed and let loose the canister, watching in horror as it flew straight toward the only rock protruding from the still water. It hit the tip of the rock, which was about 6 square inches in size, and the top flew off, scattering the flies and stones all over the water. Duane dove in after them, scrambling around on his hands and knees, but he came up with two soaked and empty arms. My uncle, probably the driest person I've ever met, watched expressionless as the event unfolded, then quietly said, "Well, there goes $10 in flies." I laughed pretty hard, all by myself.
-Shawn