No Chub thread is complete without a reiteration of an old Ed Zern story from a long-ago "Exit, Laughing" column on the back inside page of Field & Stream, a slot that Zern held for many years.
He was the best of his kind, IMO.
Anyhow..
Two well-heeled stock brokers by day/ fly anglers by preference meet by chance on the streets of Manhattan on an early July morning. After exchanging pleasantries and inquring after each other's families and so forth, they got down to talking about fishing.
The first angler reported that he had been over to the UK a few weeks before to sample some of the small stream fishing in the northern highlands. And while the trout were not cooperating well, he and his party caught dozens and dozens of large dace. Many of the fish were in the 12-15 inch range and one pushed 17. The fish rose all day to dry flies, offered excellent sport and all in all, made the angler and his companions forget about the lack of trout action.
He heartily recommended a UK dace trip to the other broker, who said it certainly sounded worthwhile. They wished each other well and went about their business.
A few months later, just as the last few warm days of September were beginning to give way to the brisk, high-blue afternoons of October, the two brokers chanced to meet again in passing on the street. This time, it was the second broker who made the report. He said, based upon the recommendation the other broker had given him, he immediately booked a trip to the same area in the UK. Time and other commitments forced him to schedule the trip for the last week in August. The first broker inquired as to the quality of the fishing and the second broker said that while they caught lots and lots of dace, he was disappointed at the size of the fish. He said the largest one they caught might have stretched out to 10 inches and the average fish was closer to seven inches. He didn't think he'd be going back, not for that sort of fishing.
The first broker fixed him with a bemused look of sorts and just shook his head. And he said:
"I' hope you don’t think I misled you, but I thought surely that a man of your worldly knowledge and experience would know without being reminded that it is axiomatic that after about the 21st of June every year, the dace start getting shorter.."
That was Ed Zern. I miss him.