The famous nocturnal Hex hatch of the Midwest (and a few other lucky locations) stirs to the surface mythically large brown trout that only touch streamers for the rest of the year.
No beadheads though, I'm not going that far!:)
C'mon, Kurt, I'm pretty sure that you can find some red beads....;)
Looking closer though, it appears to be a membrane of some sort attached to the dorsum, so all is still right with the world.