...you are scaring me, though not in the way you intended...
Are you sure about that, Shawn?
...ride the Metro sometime. Men In Black was not fiction...
Who said it was?
C'mon, guys. If you refuse to play along when I try to have a little fun, I'll be forced to go back to droning on about aquatic insect identification and such. Is that really what you want? (Think long and hard before answering.)
Instead, I think it would be much more fun if Shawn and Casey would claim to have seen a horrible little beast that chortled wickedly as it sucked the guts out of one hapless cicada after another, only to leave the poor insects limping along on their front legs as the life drained from their ravaged bodies. They could add that the little monsters had glowing red eyes and...oh yeah, an incredibly foul stench. (That would develop the "Skunk Ape" connection.)
Who knows, maybe we could even get one of those malcontents who get their jollies by rewriting the Wikipedia pages to include the "chupacicada" (definition: cicada sucker) in the Cryptozoology listing.
Now that, my friends, would be truly scary!